Every time I come home I stand in the doorway and say, “It’s time for a monster to eat me now.” Then it does.

When I go to bed and pull the covers open, I say, “It’s time for a monster to eat me now.” Then it does.

Every time I get out of bed I say, “It’s time for a monster to eat me now.” Then it does.

Every time I leave my home, I say, “It’s time for a monster to eat me now.” Then it does.

Illustration appears in the May 1957 issue of Sexology: Sex Science Illustrated Volume 23 Number 10.

Text was written by Sam Pink.