At the party I got stuck in the corner with the dorks.
I tried speaking some hybrid of canceled TV and the new next thing without coming off like a syndicated columnist.
This initiated a spirited game of grabass.
We showed “those motherfuckers” (and our dead parents) what’s up.
Not that I didn’t envy the absent geeks and their tediously subversive gadgets after I ran out of booze.
The dorks were appropriating lampshades. Soon we’ll have coats made of a thousand tiny cameras so you can be reflective and invisible and just go home.

Text by Dan Hoy
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Dan Hoy lives in Brooklyn and is coeditor of SOFT TARGETS. Recent work has appeared in Absent, Cannibal, Effing, H_NGM_N, MiPoesias, and elsewhere. His movie reviews and videos are available on his website.

NY cult Tattooo artist Bert Krak & Bob Roberts present

Bob Roberts and Bert Krak
Known Gallery
441 N. Fairfax Avenue
LA, CA 90036
(310) 860-6263

July 31st till Aug 21st

Two very nice portraits of our friend, NY tattooer & artists Bailey Robinson, made by Tuukka Koski.

yesterday was so great. I can not express how happy and grateful I am. To the Sang Bleu Fam, Thomas, Envoy, NYadorned/BKadorned Fam, Sean Risley, Zana, our swiss folks, Banks Violette, David Coggins, Antino, Teresa, Gary (you were here in the intention mate), Mitch Adair, aaaaah… I can’t should everybody out! To everybody who came, thank you for the bottom of our hearts for all the wonderful support & feedback of the NY population!

Here is a quick edit of photos I made during the hanging and the night but, there are much more to come!

Art Collective YEMENWED presents “Woman Merges With Car” at Jack Henley Gallery

Thanks to Christelle de Castro for videos.

Tonight Gloria Maximo, who performs in the first video with coffee and laptop presents two of her beautiful paintings at WallSpace Gallery from 6-8pm at 619 West 27th Street NYC, NY.

Yuji Agematsu, Circuit Des Yeux, Tom Kovachevich, Mother Earth, and Tom Thayer
TONIGHT, June 3, 2010, 8:00 PM – 12:00 AM

An immersive evening of music and live performance features Tom Thayer’s eccentric combination of sound, puppetry, and animation; Yuji Agematsu’s durational exploration of New York City via slide projection and field recordings; and solo performances by Circuit Des Yeux (Haley Fohr), Tom Kovachevich, and Mother Earth (Kyle Clyde and Dylan Hay) throughout the building and courtyard.

Organized by Keith Connolly and Jay Sanders.

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